Because if I did still blog, I'd have to spend this entire morning deleting everything I'd written this past month, and hacking into any other blogs or websites which had quoted me to scrub any mention they'd made; and I'd be hoping no-one read a word I'd said, and that the few who had, would be struck by a miraculous bolt of amnesia that would erase any memory of all the wise and learned nonesense I had pronounced. Because every single word of what I would have written is now demonstrably false.
Whew!!!