Honestly. You can see how as soon as the cloud cover reaches the borders, it stops raining. Awesome. Also, note that we've decided to be generous to the Palestinians, and rain on them also. But not the Egyptians (hardly), Jordanians (except a bit), Syrians (only a drizzle) or the Lebanese and their Hezbullah fanatics. No sir.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
The Zionists Control the Weather
If you don't believe me, here's a map of rain clouds from earlier this evening.
Honestly. You can see how as soon as the cloud cover reaches the borders, it stops raining. Awesome. Also, note that we've decided to be generous to the Palestinians, and rain on them also. But not the Egyptians (hardly), Jordanians (except a bit), Syrians (only a drizzle) or the Lebanese and their Hezbullah fanatics. No sir.
Honestly. You can see how as soon as the cloud cover reaches the borders, it stops raining. Awesome. Also, note that we've decided to be generous to the Palestinians, and rain on them also. But not the Egyptians (hardly), Jordanians (except a bit), Syrians (only a drizzle) or the Lebanese and their Hezbullah fanatics. No sir.
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Brilliant, we should definitely do it more often!
Have you ever tried to get tea out of a laptop?
Judith
I usually get it out of a teapot.
How do you get down off an elephant?
Yaacov, I don't know about the others here, I've had enough of your leaks! This is simply intolerable. It was clearly decided at the last meeting of the Elders that you would NOT reveal the Zionist Weather Control Machine.
That said, the rain better keep coming. Both the Kineret and Dead Sea were at record lows last summer.
Joe in Australia, I did not make another tea, neener, neener. But I wonder why you did mount an elephant?
Victor, as you seem to attend the meetings: could you kindly propose to be a bit less generous towards Western Europe?
Judith
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