Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Zionists Control the Weather

If you don't believe me, here's a map of rain clouds from earlier this evening.

Honestly. You can see how as soon as the cloud cover reaches the borders, it stops raining. Awesome. Also, note that we've decided to be generous to the Palestinians, and rain on them also. But not the Egyptians (hardly), Jordanians (except a bit), Syrians (only a drizzle) or the Lebanese and their Hezbullah fanatics. No sir.


Anonymous said...

Brilliant, we should definitely do it more often!

Anonymous said...

Have you ever tried to get tea out of a laptop?


Joe in Australia said...

I usually get it out of a teapot.

How do you get down off an elephant?

Avigdor said...

Yaacov, I don't know about the others here, I've had enough of your leaks! This is simply intolerable. It was clearly decided at the last meeting of the Elders that you would NOT reveal the Zionist Weather Control Machine.

That said, the rain better keep coming. Both the Kineret and Dead Sea were at record lows last summer.

Anonymous said...

Joe in Australia, I did not make another tea, neener, neener. But I wonder why you did mount an elephant?

Victor, as you seem to attend the meetings: could you kindly propose to be a bit less generous towards Western Europe?